Gen X Attitude Can Cooler – Because Warm Drinks Are a Gen Z Problem

You didn’t grow up drinking out of color-changing tumblers or reusable silicone sippy cups—and you sure as hell aren’t starting now.

This Gen X Attitude Can Cooler keeps your drink cold without needing a phone app, a Stanley sponsorship, or a TikTok tutorial. Just old-school insulation for people who knew how to hydrate before “self-care” became a hashtag.

Made from rugged neoprene and decked out in that distressed Gen X design, it collapses flat and slips in your back pocket—because we actually had pockets big enough to hold stuff.

Perfect for:

• Laughing at your kid’s emotional support water bottle
• Side-eyeing anyone who says “vibe check” unironically
• Holding beer, soda, or anything not labeled “kombucha”
• Keeping it cool while the world loses its damn mind

Product Features:

• 100% tough neoprene – no frills, no filters
• Insulated grip – because lukewarm is for influencers
• Bold Gen X print – worn like your favorite hoodie from ‘94
• Folds flat – unlike your attention span
• Fits standard 12 oz cans – not whatever “sparkling adaptogen” they’re sipping on now

Care Instructions:

• Hand wash, like a grown-up
• Drip dry—don’t toss it in with your “delicates”
• No bleach, no ironing, no excuses
• Definitely no dry cleaning (it’s a can cooler, not a suit)